J-BOT

« My girl’s a J-bot, drinking lithium in the morning
While I’m drinking coffee, she’s rechar-recharging her battery
My girl’s a J-bot, neutral feeling, plastic surgery,
She’s pumping my piston; this nanomachine girl is killing me!

She didn’t meet my parents yet, an hour is far too long, then we need to pet
Her nylon hair just turn me on, I’d step forward to test them all
Why am I not a scientist? Those plastic women need a fix
I’d use my skills to check them all; I’d use my tool to fill their holes!

My girl’s a J-bot, it’s a little weird but Im’ Ok with it
Don’t say I’ve one track mind, I just say what everybody thinks

We all have certain needs, these deeds we share and miss,
We need somebody’s hand, hands mouth and holes that’s for the men!   X2

Actroïd, Android, Automaton, Robot, Cyborg, Droid, Bot, that’s what we call a fucking J-Bot
Actroïd, Android, Automaton, Robot, Cyborg, Droid, Bot, that’s how I call my little J-Bot   X2

My God! How can I procreate?
My robot babe is a little obsolete!
My God! I sure did wrong too long,
But how to make it right when sleaziness is far too strong?

Grab your telephone, tell your mom,
Tell her everything, what is going on.
Grab your droid punk, put her in your trunk, do it right away as long as you’re drunk!

It’s just a robot, gotta let it down! X4

Well I don’t need anybody to tell me what to do!
I don’t need anybody, to chose to chose to love you!

We all have certain needs, these deeds we share and miss,
We need somebody’s hand, hands mouth and holes that’s for the men!   X2

Actroïd, Android, Automaton, Robot, Cyborg, Droid, Bot, that’s what we call a fucking J-Bot
Actroïd, Android, Automaton, Robot, Cyborg, Droid, Bot, that’s how I call my little J-Bot” X2